A Grumpy Russian

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First time

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

“…You don’t even remember?” he asked, furrowing his brows. Of course, that made him feel all the more embarrassed. He was so inexperienced compared to the other.

“I…I… I promise you’re the only one I am sleeping with now. Really.” He should have known that Ivan would ask him back too. Not that he was embarrassed of what he had done in the past, but saying this to someone so inexperienced wasn’t good. “I was really spoiled back in the day. I had concubines. I’m obviously counting those.” 

“Concubines,” he murmured, glancing down at the other. “…How many did you have? Like, a lot of them? Or like, I don’t know, three?” He should probably stop talking. Really.

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

“No, but let her explore too much around the neighborhood and she’ll become slutty. We don’t want our kitten to become like you, do we?” he retorted, leaning down and kissing the other’s cheek after.

He knew the kiss was apologetic, but he still wasn’t going to let that go. “Are you implying I sleep around?” He glanced coldly at him, crossing his arms. 

“No,” he replied, shrugging at the other and giving him a bit of a smile, even with Yao’s stern face. “I am saying you have slept around, though.”

Valentine’s

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

“Yes, Yao, I’ve gotten pregnant from all the times that I fucked you in the ass,” he agreed jokingly, nodding his head.

“Ahh yes…” He continued the teasing. “So that’s why you’re getting chubby, hm?” 

“Oh? You’re calling me fat, now?” he asked, and although he kept a joking tone, he did prod at his belly. “That’s not a nice thing to tell a pregnant person.”

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

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baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

Diao Chan meowed and squirmed a bit in Ivan’s lap, while he looked up at him, still scratching her belly. “I guess. So what, you’ll just go and buy those little stair gates for babies, then? They probably have it at the store somewhere.”

“I’ll do that tomorrow, for now we’ll just have to be very careful with her.” He kept smiling at Diao Chan, ignoring Ivan a little. She was a little ball of fur and cuteness, he couldn’t take it. 

“I keep telling you, she’ll be just fine,” he sighed, letting the kitten attempt to gnaw on his pinkie finger. “You worry too much.”

“Oh look who’s talking.” He huffed, picking her up from Ivan and setting her down on the floor. “Let her get used to the house.” 

“What happened to being careful with her?” he questioned, standing up and letting the kitten start wobbling around, not going too far from Yao and Ivan. “I’m surprised you’re not scared she’ll hurt herself.”

“Well we are watching over her right now, she wont go far without us noticing. And its good for her to get used to the place.” He kept glancing down at her, crossing his arms. 

“She can get used to it by sitting in our arms,” he replied with a shrug, though he let Diao Chan roam around, sniffing the others’ feet and the carpet. “…She’s so tiny.”

“She would become a tiny little lazy thing Ivan, we don’t want our kitten to become like you, do we?” He snickered, feeling triumphal for once.

“No, but let her explore too much around the neighborhood and she’ll become slutty. We don’t want our kitten to become like you, do we?” he retorted, leaning down and kissing the other’s cheek after.

Valentine’s

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

“Doesn’t mean I can’t be happy about my ass needing lotion in the first place,” he replied, watching the other go before heading off to the kitchen.

Yao still heard Ivan’s reply, but considering he really wanted to shower, he didn’t turn back to reply to him. He felt sticky and gross every time they had sex, it was the one thing he couldn’t get over still. He slipped into the shower, quickly washed himself and returned to find Ivan. 

Ivan had went straight to snacking, looking through the fridge and starting to munch on whatever he found while he waited for Yao to finish showering. And as soon as Yao came over into the kitchen again, he nodded at him, and between bites of some leftover dumplings in the fridge, said, “Hi, Yao.”

“Well I see you’re… taking care of yourself. Are you not going to heat those though? They are tastier if you do…” He said approaching the table looking around to see what peeked his interest.

“Oh? I just kind of felt like eating, I didn’t care if I heated it up or not,” he admitted, shrugging his shoulders and watching the other.

He picked some of the spring rolls he had there into a plate, and warmed them in the microwave. “Just felt like eating? You’re not hungry?” 

“No, I am. Sort of, anyway. I just have an appetite for anything,” he replied, watching Yao put the things in the microwave. “

“I’ve seen that happen to pregnant ladies.” He chuckled, teasing and popping the rolls out of the microwave as the beeping sound started. 

“Yes, Yao, I’ve gotten pregnant from all the times that I fucked you in the ass,” he agreed jokingly, nodding his head.

First time

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

“It’s… It’s fine, it’s fine,” he promised, laying down again. “I… I’m just trying to be more comfortable with you. You know? Get used to things. Just… It’s fine, really it is, Yao…”

Yao placed his hand over Ivan’s chest, and lean down, kissing his forehead. “I really like you Ivan, I really do.” He nestled against Ivan, shifting to fit perfectly against him. “Is this alright?” 

He nodded his head, hesitating before setting his hand on Yao’s back, rubbing it. “I really like you, too, Yao,” he murmured. He reached his free hand up, rubbing his forehead lightly where Yao’d kissed him. 

“So I know you told me…” Yao thought that now was trying to have a conversation with Ivan, finally getting the time to know him better, and to be able to help him… not climax so fast. “..you’ve never been with a man before, but you have been with women before? Did you have many lovers?” 

He frowned a little at the conversation topic, not really knowing where all of it was going. “…No. Two, is all. And not more than once, I had them both just once…” He glanced down at the other. “…Why?”

“Oh.” He instinctively replied, surprised of how actually inexperienced he was. “I really want to get to know you better, I was curious to how many lovers you had, since we’re nations and we an eternity to love.” Or maybe it was Yao who had just slept with way too many people. 

He nodded his head in understanding. Yao’s reasoning made enough sense. Although the way he said ‘oh’ almost embarrassed him, like it was disappointing. Then again, until not too long ago he was a lanky, awkward teenager… “Okay, then. How many have you had…?”

“Well…” He started a little embarrassed. “I am quite old. And…I’ve had quite a few lovers, and I have quite a few experience.” He bit down his lip, worried what Ivan might think of it. 

“…You don’t even remember?” he asked, furrowing his brows. Of course, that made him feel all the more embarrassed. He was so inexperienced compared to the other.

First time

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

“It’s… It’s fine, it’s fine,” he promised, laying down again. “I… I’m just trying to be more comfortable with you. You know? Get used to things. Just… It’s fine, really it is, Yao…”

Yao placed his hand over Ivan’s chest, and lean down, kissing his forehead. “I really like you Ivan, I really do.” He nestled against Ivan, shifting to fit perfectly against him. “Is this alright?” 

He nodded his head, hesitating before setting his hand on Yao’s back, rubbing it. “I really like you, too, Yao,” he murmured. He reached his free hand up, rubbing his forehead lightly where Yao’d kissed him. 

“So I know you told me…” Yao thought that now was trying to have a conversation with Ivan, finally getting the time to know him better, and to be able to help him… not climax so fast. “..you’ve never been with a man before, but you have been with women before? Did you have many lovers?” 

He frowned a little at the conversation topic, not really knowing where all of it was going. “…No. Two, is all. And not more than once, I had them both just once…” He glanced down at the other. “…Why?”

“Oh.” He instinctively replied, surprised of how actually inexperienced he was. “I really want to get to know you better, I was curious to how many lovers you had, since we’re nations and we an eternity to love.” Or maybe it was Yao who had just slept with way too many people. 

He nodded his head in understanding. Yao’s reasoning made enough sense. Although the way he said ‘oh’ almost embarrassed him, like it was disappointing. Then again, until not too long ago he was a lanky, awkward teenager… “Okay, then. How many have you had…?”

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

Diao Chan meowed and squirmed a bit in Ivan’s lap, while he looked up at him, still scratching her belly. “I guess. So what, you’ll just go and buy those little stair gates for babies, then? They probably have it at the store somewhere.”

“I’ll do that tomorrow, for now we’ll just have to be very careful with her.” He kept smiling at Diao Chan, ignoring Ivan a little. She was a little ball of fur and cuteness, he couldn’t take it. 

“I keep telling you, she’ll be just fine,” he sighed, letting the kitten attempt to gnaw on his pinkie finger. “You worry too much.”

“Oh look who’s talking.” He huffed, picking her up from Ivan and setting her down on the floor. “Let her get used to the house.” 

“What happened to being careful with her?” he questioned, standing up and letting the kitten start wobbling around, not going too far from Yao and Ivan. “I’m surprised you’re not scared she’ll hurt herself.”

“Well we are watching over her right now, she wont go far without us noticing. And its good for her to get used to the place.” He kept glancing down at her, crossing his arms. 

“She can get used to it by sitting in our arms,” he replied with a shrug, though he let Diao Chan roam around, sniffing the others’ feet and the carpet. “…She’s so tiny.”

Valentine’s

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

“Doesn’t mean I can’t be happy about my ass needing lotion in the first place,” he replied, watching the other go before heading off to the kitchen.

Yao still heard Ivan’s reply, but considering he really wanted to shower, he didn’t turn back to reply to him. He felt sticky and gross every time they had sex, it was the one thing he couldn’t get over still. He slipped into the shower, quickly washed himself and returned to find Ivan. 

Ivan had went straight to snacking, looking through the fridge and starting to munch on whatever he found while he waited for Yao to finish showering. And as soon as Yao came over into the kitchen again, he nodded at him, and between bites of some leftover dumplings in the fridge, said, “Hi, Yao.”

“Well I see you’re… taking care of yourself. Are you not going to heat those though? They are tastier if you do…” He said approaching the table looking around to see what peeked his interest.

“Oh? I just kind of felt like eating, I didn’t care if I heated it up or not,” he admitted, shrugging his shoulders and watching the other.

He picked some of the spring rolls he had there into a plate, and warmed them in the microwave. “Just felt like eating? You’re not hungry?” 

“No, I am. Sort of, anyway. I just have an appetite for anything,” he replied, watching Yao put the things in the microwave. “

First time

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

baolong:

theswayingmatryoshka:

“It’s… It’s fine, it’s fine,” he promised, laying down again. “I… I’m just trying to be more comfortable with you. You know? Get used to things. Just… It’s fine, really it is, Yao…”

Yao placed his hand over Ivan’s chest, and lean down, kissing his forehead. “I really like you Ivan, I really do.” He nestled against Ivan, shifting to fit perfectly against him. “Is this alright?” 

He nodded his head, hesitating before setting his hand on Yao’s back, rubbing it. “I really like you, too, Yao,” he murmured. He reached his free hand up, rubbing his forehead lightly where Yao’d kissed him. 

“So I know you told me…” Yao thought that now was trying to have a conversation with Ivan, finally getting the time to know him better, and to be able to help him… not climax so fast. “..you’ve never been with a man before, but you have been with women before? Did you have many lovers?” 

He frowned a little at the conversation topic, not really knowing where all of it was going. “…No. Two, is all. And not more than once, I had them both just once…” He glanced down at the other. “…Why?”